classy bitches.

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(Source: perel, via icantevensorry)

Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
Me: *breaks out into song*

(Source: dopeybeauty, via dutchster)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via fishtailz)

itssexualhour:

Funniest story ever omg so this is a story with my ex

So I’m here giving him a handjob and I have Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody stuck in my head so bad I’m singing so loudly and going up and down to the beat of the song AND HE FUCKING LOST IT WHEN I GOT TO THE PART THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME

Needless to say my current boyfriend can’t trust me with his dick now hehe

(via superbitter)

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

(via diaryofacatholicschoolgirl)